I am Psychic – Predictions from Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife (all you need to know to choose the right heaven)

From : Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife
(all you need to know to choose the right heaven)


“Due to the abnormally high rate of blackouts, static, electrical problems, and computer crashes, as well as the normally high rate of wars, plagues, pestilence, natural and unnatural disasters, rage and hatred, leaders of various denominations began predicting the End of Days with rising frequency. However, due to the normally frequent occurrence of such predictions, only the followers of each faith paid any attention.

and from today’s news

Mormon church issues call for calm as ‘blood moon’ sparks apocalypse fears


“Sunday night’s “blood moon” and recent natural disasters and political unrest around the world have led to a rise in sales at emergency-preparedness retailers. A rare confluence of a lunar eclipse and a supermoon to happen this weekend has prompted such widespread fear of an impending apocalypse that the Mormon church was compelled to issue a statement cautioning the faithful to not get caught up in speculation about a major calamity.blood

I’m so on target;) – not that that’s necessarily a good thing.

Also I predicted diamonizing the dead

“Did you know that anything containing carbon can be turned into a diamond? All you need is intense heat and pressure. They were making diamonds out of peanut butter in Silicon Valley just to prove the point. Well, humans contain carbon. What if, instead of burying the dead, we placed them in hot pressure chambers and diamonized them? It would free up a ton of real estate, and when a man gave the girl of his dreams a ring, it would not just be his great-grandmother’s ring, it would actually be his great-grandmother. Big families would be an asset. I’ve even conceived of the copy: ‘A Diamond is forever – shouldn’t your aunt Sadie be too?’”

and from the news:

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From NPR:

Diamonds are supposed to be a girl’s best friend. Now, they might also be her mother, father or grandmother.

Swiss company Algordanza takes cremated human remains and — under high heat and pressure that mimic conditions deep within the Earth — compresses them into diamonds.

Rinaldo Willy, the company’s founder and CEO, says he came up with the idea a decade LifeGemUSLab1280x978ago. Since then, his customer base has expanded to 24 countries.

Each year, the remains of between 800 and 900 people enter the facility. About three months later, they exit as diamonds, to be kept in a box or turned into jewelry.

Willy says about 25 percent of his customers are from Japan.


About E.E. King

E.E. King’s has published many short stories. Ray Bradbury calls E.E. King a writer “marvelously inventive, wildly funny and deeply thought provoking. I can not recommend her highly enough.” HER NEW COLLECTION new Collection of Short Fiction “Another Happy Ending,” comes out in October 2013. There is a book launch and party @ Ray Bradbury’s favorite Bookstore Mystery and Imagination Bookstore October 20th @ 2:00 -3:00pm Her first novel, Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife, came out 2010, released in Spanish in 2/2012. She is performing bits of "Dirk Quigby’s Guide to the Afterlife, all you need to know to choose the right heaven.” (in costume) October 30th @ 7:30-8:30 @Echo Park in “Stories Book and Café.” 1716 West Sunset Blvd • Los Angeles • CA [213] 413-3733 The New Short Fiction Series, Los Angeles’ longest running spoken word series, launched her anthology, Real Conversations With Imaginary Friends, 1/2012. Sponsor, Barnes & Noble. All her books as well as her children’s book The Adventures of Emily Finfeather or The Feathernail and Other Gifts are currently available on audible. E.E. King is the recipient of various international writing, biology and painting grants. Her murals can be seen in Downtown Los Angeles and Spain. Elizabeth Eve King has a background in teaching, painting, theater, comedy and biology. She will be an artist in residence at the Masterworks Museum of Bermuda Art June -Sept 2015 Ms. King is the recipient of two International Tides painting fellowships, and two international biology Earthwatch grants. She was an advisor for the J. Paul Getty’s and the Science Center’s, Arts &; Science program. She was the Science and Arts coordinator in Bosnia with Global Children’s Organization (a summer camp for war orphans and refugees) in 2000. She was the founding Arts & Sciences Director for Esperanza Community Housing Corporation . She’s worked with children in Bosnia, crocodiles in Mexico, frogs in Puerto Rico, egrets in Bali, mushrooms in Montana, archaeologists in Spain and planted butterfly gardens in South Central Los Angeles. The butterflies wish she had chosen a different location. Her short stories have been published widely
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